ACT I. SCENE I. London. An ante-chamber in the KING'S palace  Enter the ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY and the BISHOP OF ELY   CANTERBURY. My lord, I'll tell you: that self bill is urg'd    Which in th' eleventh year of the last king's reign    Was like, and had indeed against us pass'd    But that the scambling and unquiet time    Did push it out of farther question.  ELY. But how, my lord, shall we resist it now?  CANTERBURY. It must be thought on. If it pass against us,    We lose the better half of our possession;    For all the temporal lands which men devout    By testament have given to the church    Would they strip from us; being valu'd thus-    As much as would maintain, to the King's honour,    Full fifteen earls and fifteen hundred knights,    Six thousand and two hundred good esquires;    And, to relief of lazars and weak age,    Of indigent faint souls, past corporal toil,    A hundred alms-houses right well supplied;    And to the coffers of the King, beside,    A thousand pounds by th' year: thus runs the bill.  ELY. This would drink deep.  CANTERBURY. 'T would drink the cup and all.  ELY. But what prevention?  CANTERBURY. The King is full of grace and fair regard.  ELY. And a true lover of the holy Church.  CANTERBURY. The courses of his youth promis'd it not.    The breath no sooner left his father's body    But that his wildness, mortified in him,    Seem'd to die too; yea, at that very moment,    Consideration like an angel came    And whipp'd th' offending Adam out of him,    Leaving his body as a paradise    T'envelop and contain celestial spirits.    Never was such a sudden scholar made;    Never came reformation in a flood,    With such a heady currance, scouring faults;    Nor never Hydra-headed wilfulnes    So soon did lose his seat, and all at once,    As in this king.  ELY. We are blessed in the change.  CANTERBURY. Hear him but reason in divinity,    And, all-admiring, with an inward wish    You would desire the King were made a prelate;    Hear him debate of commonwealth affairs,    You would say it hath been all in all his study;    List his discourse of war, and you shall hear    A fearful battle rend'red you in music.    Turn him to any cause of policy,    The Gordian knot of it he will unloose,    Familiar as his garter; that, when he speaks,    The air, a charter'd libertine, is still,    And the mute wonder lurketh in men's ears    To steal his sweet and honey'd sentences;    So that the art and practic part of life    Must be the mistress to this theoric;    Which is a wonder how his Grace should glean it,    Since his addiction was to courses vain,    His companies unletter'd, rude, and shallow,    His hours fill'd up with riots, banquets, sports;    And never noted in him any study,    Any retirement, any sequestration    From open haunts and popularity.  ELY. The strawberry grows underneath the nettle,    And wholesome berries thrive and ripen best    Neighbour'd by fruit of baser quality;    And so the Prince obscur'd his contemplation    Under the veil of wildness; which, no doubt,    Grew like the summer grass, fastest by night,    Unseen, yet crescive in his faculty.  CANTERBURY. It must be so; for miracles are ceas'd;    And therefore we must needs admit the means    How things are perfected.  ELY. But, my good lord,    How now for mitigation of this bill    Urg'd by the Commons? Doth his Majesty    Incline to it, or no?  CANTERBURY. He seems indifferent    Or rather swaying more upon our part    Than cherishing th' exhibiters against us;    For I have made an offer to his Majesty-    Upon our spiritual convocation    And in regard of causes now in hand,    Which I have open'd to his Grace at large,    As touching France- to give a greater sum    Than ever at one time the clergy yet    Did to his predecessors part withal.  ELY. How did this offer seem receiv'd, my lord?  CANTERBURY. With good acceptance of his Majesty;    Save that there was not time enough to hear,    As I perceiv'd his Grace would fain have done,    The severals and unhidden passages    Of his true tides to some certain dukedoms,    And generally to the crown and seat of France,    Deriv'd from Edward, his great-grandfather.  ELY. What was th' impediment that broke this off?  CANTERBURY. The French ambassador upon that instant    Crav'd audience; and the hour, I think, is come    To give him hearing: is it four o'clock?  ELY. It is.  CANTERBURY. Then go we in, to know his embassy;    Which I could with a ready guess declare,    Before the Frenchman speak a word of it.  ELY. I'll wait upon you, and I long to hear it.          Exeunt     SCENE II. London. The Presence Chamber in the KING'S palace  Enter the KING, GLOUCESTER, BEDFORD, EXETER, WARWICK, WESTMORELAND, and attendants    KING HENRY. Where is my gracious Lord of Canterbury?   EXETER. Not here in presence.   KING HENRY. Send for him, good uncle.   WESTMORELAND. Shall we call in th' ambassador, my liege?   KING HENRY. Not yet, my cousin; we would be resolv'd,     Before we hear him, of some things of weight     That task our thoughts, concerning us and France.                Enter the ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY and                        the BISHOP OF ELY    CANTERBURY. God and his angels guard your sacred throne,     And make you long become it!   KING HENRY. Sure, we thank you.     My learned lord, we pray you to proceed,     And justly and religiously unfold     Why the law Salique, that they have in France,     Or should or should not bar us in our claim;     And God forbid, my dear and faithful lord,     That you should fashion, wrest, or bow your reading,     Or nicely charge your understanding soul     With opening titles miscreate whose right     Suits not in native colours with the truth;     For God doth know how many, now in health,     Shall drop their blood in approbation     Of what your reverence shall incite us to.     Therefore take heed how you impawn our person,     How you awake our sleeping sword of war-     We charge you, in the name of God, take heed;     For never two such kingdoms did contend     Without much fall of blood; whose guiltless drops     Are every one a woe, a sore complaint,     'Gainst him whose wrongs gives edge unto the swords     That makes such waste in brief mortality.     Under this conjuration speak, my lord;     For we will hear, note, and believe in heart,     That what you speak is in your conscience wash'd     As pure as sin with baptism.   CANTERBURY. Then hear me, gracious sovereign, and you peers,     That owe yourselves, your lives, and services,     To this imperial throne. There is no bar     To make against your Highness' claim to France     But this, which they produce from Pharamond:     'In terram Salicam mulieres ne succedant'-     'No woman shall succeed in Salique land';     Which Salique land the French unjustly gloze     To be the realm of France, and Pharamond     The founder of this law and female bar.     Yet their own authors faithfully affirm     That the land Salique is in Germany,     Between the floods of Sala and of Elbe;     Where Charles the Great, having subdu'd the Saxons,     There left behind and settled certain French;     Who, holding in disdain the German women     For some dishonest manners of their life,     Establish'd then this law: to wit, no female     Should be inheritrix in Salique land;     Which Salique, as I said, 'twixt Elbe and Sala,     Is at this day in Germany call'd Meisen.     Then doth it well appear the Salique law     Was not devised for the realm of France;     Nor did the French possess the Salique land     Until four hundred one and twenty years     After defunction of King Pharamond,     Idly suppos'd the founder of this law;     Who died within the year of our redemption     Four hundred twenty-six; and Charles the Great     Subdu'd the Saxons, and did seat the French     Beyond the river Sala, in the year     Eight hundred five. Besides, their writers say,     King Pepin, which deposed Childeric,     Did, as heir general, being descended     Of Blithild, which was daughter to King Clothair,     Make claim and title to the crown of France.     Hugh Capet also, who usurp'd the crown     Of Charles the Duke of Lorraine, sole heir male     Of the true line and stock of Charles the Great,     To find his title with some shows of truth-     Though in pure truth it was corrupt and naught-     Convey'd himself as th' heir to th' Lady Lingare,     Daughter to Charlemain, who was the son     To Lewis the Emperor, and Lewis the son     Of Charles the Great. Also King Lewis the Tenth,     Who was sole heir to the usurper Capet,     Could not keep quiet in his conscience,     Wearing the crown of France, till satisfied     That fair Queen Isabel, his grandmother,     Was lineal of the Lady Ermengare,     Daughter to Charles the foresaid Duke of Lorraine;     By the which marriage the line of Charles the Great     Was re-united to the Crown of France.     So that, as clear as is the summer's sun,     King Pepin's title, and Hugh Capet's claim,     King Lewis his satisfaction, all appear     To hold in right and tide of the female;     So do the kings of France unto this day,     Howbeit they would hold up this Salique law     To bar your Highness claiming from the female;     And rather choose to hide them in a net     Than amply to imbar their crooked tides     Usurp'd from you and your progenitors.   KING HENRY. May I with right and conscience make this claim?   CANTERBURY. The sin upon my head, dread sovereign!     For in the book of Numbers is it writ,     When the man dies, let the inheritance     Descend unto the daughter. Gracious lord,     Stand for your own, unwind your bloody flag,     Look back into your mighty ancestors.     Go, my dread lord, to your great-grandsire's tomb,     From whom you claim; invoke his warlike spirit,     And your great-uncle's, Edward the Black Prince,     Who on the French ground play'd a tragedy,     Making defeat on the fun power of France,     Whiles his most mighty father on a hill     Stood smiling to behold his lion's whelp     Forage in blood of French nobility.     O noble English, that could entertain     With half their forces the full pride of France,     And let another half stand laughing by,     All out of work and cold for action!   ELY. Awake remembrance of these valiant dead,     And with your puissant arm renew their feats.     You are their heir; you sit upon their throne;     The blood and courage that renowned them     Runs in your veins; and my thrice-puissant liege     Is in the very May-morn of his youth,     Ripe for exploits and mighty enterprises.   EXETER. Your brother kings and monarchs of the earth     Do all expect that you should rouse yourself,     As did the former lions of your blood.   WESTMORELAND. They know your Grace hath cause and means and might-     So hath your Highness; never King of England     Had nobles richer and more loyal subjects,     Whose hearts have left their bodies here in England     And lie pavilion'd in the fields of France.   CANTERBURY. O, let their bodies follow, my dear liege,     With blood and sword and fire to win your right!     In aid whereof we of the spiritualty     Will raise your Highness such a mighty sum     As never did the clergy at one time     Bring in to any of your ancestors.   KING HENRY. We must not only arm t' invade the French,     But lay down our proportions to defend     Against the Scot, who will make road upon us     With all advantages.   CANTERBURY. They of those marches, gracious sovereign,     Shall be a wall sufficient to defend     Our inland from the pilfering borderers.   KING HENRY. We do not mean the coursing snatchers only,     But fear the main intendment of the Scot,     Who hath been still a giddy neighbour to us;     For you shall read that my great-grandfather     Never went with his forces into France     But that the Scot on his unfurnish'd kingdom     Came pouring, like the tide into a breach,     With ample and brim fulness of his force,     Galling the gleaned land with hot assays,     Girdling with grievous siege castles and towns;     That England, being empty of defence,     Hath shook and trembled at th' ill neighbourhood.   CANTERBURY. She hath been then more fear'd than harm'd, my liege;     For hear her but exampled by herself:     When all her chivalry hath been in France,     And she a mourning widow of her nobles,     She hath herself not only well defended     But taken and impounded as a stray     The King of Scots; whom she did send to France,     To fill King Edward's fame with prisoner kings,     And make her chronicle as rich with praise     As is the ooze and bottom of the sea     With sunken wreck and sumless treasuries.   WESTMORELAND. But there's a saying, very old and true:            'If that you will France win,           Then with Scotland first begin.'      For once the eagle England being in prey,     To her unguarded nest the weasel Scot     Comes sneaking, and so sucks her princely eggs,     Playing the mouse in absence of the cat,     To tear and havoc more than she can eat.   EXETER. It follows, then, the cat must stay at home;     Yet that is but a crush'd necessity,     Since we have locks to safeguard necessaries     And pretty traps to catch the petty thieves.     While that the armed hand doth fight abroad,     Th' advised head defends itself at home;     For government, though high, and low, and lower,     Put into parts, doth keep in one consent,     Congreeing in a full and natural close,     Like music.   CANTERBURY. Therefore doth heaven divide     The state of man in divers functions,     Setting endeavour in continual motion;     To which is fixed as an aim or but     Obedience; for so work the honey bees,     Creatures that by a rule in nature teach     The act of order to a peopled kingdom.     They have a king, and officers of sorts,     Where some like magistrates correct at home;     Others like merchants venture trade abroad;     Others like soldiers, armed in their stings,     Make boot upon the summer's velvet buds,     Which pillage they with merry march bring home     To the tent-royal of their emperor;     Who, busied in his majesty, surveys     The singing masons building roofs of gold,     The civil citizens kneading up the honey,     The poor mechanic porters crowding in     Their heavy burdens at his narrow gate,     The sad-ey'd justice, with his surly hum,     Delivering o'er to executors pale     The lazy yawning drone. I this infer,     That many things, having full reference     To one consent, may work contrariously;     As many arrows loosed several ways     Come to one mark, as many ways meet in one town,     As many fresh streams meet in one salt sea,     As many lines close in the dial's centre;     So many a thousand actions, once afoot,     End in one purpose, and be all well home     Without defeat. Therefore to France, my liege.     Divide your happy England into four;     Whereof take you one quarter into France,     And you withal shall make all Gallia shake.     If we, with thrice such powers left at home,     Cannot defend our own doors from the dog,     Let us be worried, and our nation lose     The name of hardiness and policy.   KING HENRY. Call in the messengers sent from the Dauphin.                                           Exeunt some attendants     Now are we well resolv'd; and, by God's help     And yours, the noble sinews of our power,     France being ours, we'll bend it to our awe,     Or break it all to pieces; or there we'll sit,     Ruling in large and ample empery     O'er France and all her almost kingly dukedoms,     Or lay these bones in an unworthy urn,     Tombless, with no remembrance over them.     Either our history shall with full mouth     Speak freely of our acts, or else our grave,     Like Turkish mute, shall have a tongueless mouth,     Not worshipp'd with a waxen epitaph.                    Enter AMBASSADORS of France      Now are we well prepar'd to know the pleasure     Of our fair cousin Dauphin; for we hear     Your greeting is from him, not from the King.   AMBASSADOR. May't please your Majesty to give us leave     Freely to render what we have in charge;     Or shall we sparingly show you far of     The Dauphin's meaning and our embassy?   KING HENRY. We are no tyrant, but a Christian king,     Unto whose grace our passion is as subject     As are our wretches fett'red in our prisons;     Therefore with frank and with uncurbed plainness     Tell us the Dauphin's mind.   AMBASSADOR. Thus then, in few.     Your Highness, lately sending into France,     Did claim some certain dukedoms in the right     Of your great predecessor, King Edward the Third.     In answer of which claim, the Prince our master     Says that you savour too much of your youth,     And bids you be advis'd there's nought in France     That can be with a nimble galliard won;     You cannot revel into dukedoms there.     He therefore sends you, meeter for your spirit,     This tun of treasure; and, in lieu of this,     Desires you let the dukedoms that you claim     Hear no more of you. This the Dauphin speaks.   KING HENRY. What treasure, uncle?   EXETER. Tennis-balls, my liege.   KING HENRY. We are glad the Dauphin is so pleasant with us;     His present and your pains we thank you for.     When we have match'd our rackets to these balls,     We will in France, by God's grace, play a set     Shall strike his father's crown into the hazard.     Tell him he hath made a match with such a wrangler     That all the courts of France will be disturb'd     With chaces. And we understand him well,     How he comes o'er us with our wilder days,     Not measuring what use we made of them.     We never valu'd this poor seat of England;     And therefore, living hence, did give ourself     To barbarous licence; as 'tis ever common     That men are merriest when they are from home.     But tell the Dauphin I will keep my state,     Be like a king, and show my sail of greatness,     When I do rouse me in my throne of France;     For that I have laid by my majesty     And plodded like a man for working-days;     But I will rise there with so full a glory     That I will dazzle all the eyes of France,     Yea, strike the Dauphin blind to look on us.     And tell the pleasant Prince this mock of his     Hath turn'd his balls to gun-stones, and his soul     Shall stand sore charged for the wasteful vengeance     That shall fly with them; for many a thousand widows     Shall this his mock mock of their dear husbands;     Mock mothers from their sons, mock castles down;     And some are yet ungotten and unborn     That shall have cause to curse the Dauphin's scorn.     But this lies all within the will of God,     To whom I do appeal; and in whose name,     Tell you the Dauphin, I am coming on,     To venge me as I may and to put forth     My rightful hand in a well-hallow'd cause.     So get you hence in peace; and tell the Dauphin     His jest will savour but of shallow wit,     When thousands weep more than did laugh at it.     Convey them with safe conduct. Fare you well.                                               Exeunt AMBASSADORS   EXETER. This was a merry message.   KING HENRY. We hope to make the sender blush at it.     Therefore, my lords, omit no happy hour     That may give furth'rance to our expedition;     For we have now no thought in us but France,     Save those to God, that run before our business.     Therefore let our proportions for these wars     Be soon collected, and all things thought upon     That may with reasonable swiftness ad     More feathers to our wings; for, God before,     We'll chide this Dauphin at his father's door.     Therefore let every man now task his thought     That this fair action may on foot be brought.         Exeunt